I ate the last piece of our Christmas cake today. Christmas is now definitively over. If there was ever any doubt of that.


Enjoying Moffat and Gatiss’s Dracula. The end of episode 2 takes a surprising turn.


I don’t know if online petitions do much good, really, but with Trump trying to drag America into yet another war in the Middle East, the very least we can do is try to stop the UK from getting involved.


Hi-Five.

Hi Five


Live rickrolling on the Hootenany! Happy New Year, everyone.


Jolyon Maugham QC and the Good Law Project are petitioning Johnson to ask the EU to allow us to have associate EU citizenship, as part of the exit negotiations. I can’t imagine it’ll do much good, but there’s no harm in signing.

On one level I think they’re trolling Johnson: suggesting that he might want to — or suggesting that there’s any chance he would — appear statesmanlike.


At the cinema. The Rise of Skywalker will start any minute.


From The Guardian‘s piece on what we learned in the election about the media:

One Labour MP who nearly lost their Brexit-backing seat told the Guardian that on doorstep after doorstep, people brought up Corbyn’s connections with the IRA after seeing memes and images on Facebook: “It was never used by the Tories in the campaign but there was a separate election going on, which was a Facebook-orientated campaign.”

Maybe this explains the hatred for Corbyn which so mystified me.

The next paragraph is astonishing:

The MP suggested constituents are increasingly overwhelmed by information and unsure what is real and what is not, assuming there is some sort of editing of what goes on Facebook. “People have a sense that some of this stuff is probably wrong but they have no compass. They would say: ‘But it’s on Facebook – how can there be something that isn’t true?’ They think there are gatekeepers but there aren’t.”

Emphases mine. Oh my god. How can anyone think that after all that’s happened? I realise that not everyone is as deeply into tech and politics as I am, but still.

We never had a chance, did we?


It’s 4 in the morning and Gove is telling lies on the telly. This has become masochism — actually it did several hours ago — I’ll just listen to wee Nicola, and then go to bed.


Jeez, Jo Swinson loses by 149, in my old stomping grounds. Actually I think the constituency was West Dunbartonshire wherein I grew up, but close enough.


I think Corbyn’s stepping down (as he should) — or maybe it’s only at the next General Election? Strange phrasing.


Ed Miliband’s still around? And he just scraped back into his seat.


It’s not too late to vote, folks. Half an hour to get down to your polling station, get the Tories out, and stop Brexit.


Have reached Watchmen episode 6. Getting strong Babylon 5 vibes.


Why is it two different temperatures at the same time in London?


Corbyn is saying that Johnson is trying to “hijack” Brexit and turn it into a right-wing project — “Thatcherism on steroids”. That’s not hijacking; that’s what it always was.


Where, and in what direction, am I meant to slide? Because I can’t get past this screen in the iPhone camera app “Manual.”


Tempted to register one of the many available domains using “chuntering from a sedentary position.” It would be a John Bercow fan site, of course.


Do you ever listen to the start of Blonde On Blonde and want to know more about the Rainy Day Women numbers 0 to 11, 13 to 34, and maybe even 36 and beyond?


Dan Baird & Crimes Against Typography.