The day after New Year’s Day we decided to go to the British Museum, to see the mummies. So did half of London, it seemed. I’ve never seen it so crowded. Still, the mummies are always interesting. I must go back another time and see some other sections.
Home was via bookshop, Pizza Express, and Little Fockers at the cinema (ignore the critics: it’s loadsa fun; unless you didn’t like the first two, of course).
Oh, but before all that, we had tried to play basketball in Millfields Park. But there was an annoying dog-owner who couldn’t control her Alsatian. The latter proceeded to bite our basketball till it burst. When we remonstrated with the owner, she ran off.
At least it was only the basketball that got bitten.
The next day brought an early start. Neither London’s young skaters nor anybody else gets up very early on New Year’s Bank Holiday Monday, it seems. I don’t think I’ve ever seen London streets so empty. The drive in to the Aldwych area for the start of skating at [Somerset House](http://www.somersethouse.org.uk/) felt like driving through a [Jerry Cornelius](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Cornelius) novel: “Martin tooled the big
[Duesenberg](http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.rpmgo.com/cars/d/4797-3/1935_duesenberg_sj.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.rpmgo.com/cars/main.php%3Fg2_view%3Dslideshow.Slideshow%26g2_itemId%3D4766&usg=__M80BWONEN3ESa9u8It7K-8h8xl8=&h=427&w=640&sz=60&hl=en&start=0&sig2=CK79ZntbLssib-suI6Nugw&zoom=1&tbnid=9Ci3FGYeLjQKFM:&tbnh=117&tbnw=166&ei=r7kjTaP4LI-DhQfF74S4Dg&prev=/images%3Fq%3DDuesenberg%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Den%26biw%3D1004%26bih%3D536%26tbs%3Disch:1%26prmd%3Divns&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=491&oei=r7kjTaP4LI-DhQfF74S4Dg&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0&tx=71&ty=62) Skoda down Roseberry Avenue…”
I don’t skate any more. I did it twice when I was a student, and I think once since I had kids. From the student times, I remember enjoying it, but getting very wet and very bruised. With kids I didn’t fall over so much, but only through caution, not because I had magically become able to skate.
Anyway, what with one thing and another, I didn’t do it through all those intervening years, and by the time my kids were old enough to be interested and able, I had [broken my cruciate ligament](http://devilgate.org/blog/2004/06/11/post-election-injury-report/) in a freak gardening accident. I probably could do it now, but I’m too scared of re-injuring my knee.
So I sat in the warmth of “Tom’s Skate Lounge” and had a Cappuccino and a Danish, and took photographs and notes, while our party slowly, but with increasing confidence, circled the ice. I loved the fact that the staff members who were on the ice had hi-viz vests saying “Ice Marshall”. There’s something very pleasing about that term.
After that we drove on out to South Kensington, and the [Natural History Museum](http://www.nhm.ac.uk/). Ostensibly to see the dinosaurs. But of course, the other half of London had decided to do the same. After queueing for maybe twenty minutes to get inside, we found a 45-minute queue for the dinosaurs. So we elected for the blue whale, via the other mammals, instead.
Which was of course, fabulous. Wonderful place, the Natural History Museum. Actually, London’s pretty wonderful.